WTF Friday: Still Clueless After All These Years

We at BNG owe you an apology. We’ve made Raven Symoné a WTF Friday staple because she says so much dumb shit. But that has kept us from highlighting Raven’s soul sister Stacey Dash who deserves at least as much attention. That is our bad and we are rectifying it today. So…Stacey Dash: WTF is wrong with this chick?!!! Most recently she has defended Donald Trump after he talked all kinda mess about Mexicans, but don’t get it twisted, homegirl has a lot more to say. Like her theory on campus rape – Stacey says good girls stay home and naughty girls go out and get raped. WTF? She also thinks the gender wage gap is as made up (no doubt by the same people who made up climate change and the Holocaust and the moon landing). We are so sorry we have not shared this treasure trove of stupidity and what-the-fuckedness with you sooner. It won’t happen again. Let the Clueless jokes ensue. ‪#‎BNGWTF‬

WTF Friday: Donald Trump

We were gonna go with That’s So Toucan for this WTF Friday (not because she defended WhatARod-ner’s dis of Michelle Obama, but because her vocab sucks. Yes honey, it was “racist-like”.), but instead we have to give it to Donald Trump and his possible bid for President. The only possible benefit would be that the Celebrity Apprentice would finally be over. Nah…not worth it! If this clown gets too far down this particular road there will be hell toupee. Donald Trump for President…the fuck? ‪#BNGWTF‬

WTF Friday: Don’t Be Dissin’ My FLOTUS!

Univision host Rodner “That’s Not a Typo That’s My Name” Figueroa said Michelle Obama looks like Planet of the Apes. I am as beauty and fashion-obsessed as the next Diva (because, hello – America), but seriously – the woman champions access to healthy food, LGBT rights, fights for military families and the poor and against child obesity and all we usually talk about is “who she’s wearing”. This dude straight up dissed her, but as a whole we all do her a disservice. All of her initiatives, her compassion, and her intelligence…to paraphrase my other girl Beyoncé, that’s why she’s beautiful. We at BNG are not going to stoop to wishihadaRodner’s superficial motherfuckin’ level (but blending is everything, hunty) – we’ll just say Michelle is #‎flawless‬ and Rodner is #fired. He got what he deserved but still…the fuck?!